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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

— fri(end)s forever!

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

How do I create cinema-grade videos using AI?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

What is the reason that Worcester, Massachusetts is not as well-known as Boston and Springfield, even though it is a large city with many neighborhoods?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are three skills that you would like to have, and why?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

How do I remove frizz from hair?

No go.

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks